if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via indsie)


timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via buttholemonsters)


stalkingdeerwithhats:

okay but imagine at Fred’s funeral George and Mrs. Weasley are standing together by his coffin

and George is trying so hard not to cry

and in a last-ditch attempt to cope with it in the only way he knows how, using humor, he turns to Mrs. Weasley and says, “you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum”

and then he just breaks down sobbing


sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

(via luxurylearry)


danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via rose-for-a-tenner)